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[Scene: Carol’s OB/GYN, Carol is waiting.]
[场景：Carol的妇科检查，Carol正在等。]
Ross: (entering) Sorry I’m late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
Ross：（进场）对不起我来晚了，被工作耽误了。有些麻烦是关于恐..无所谓了。
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
（Susan进入，拿着一杯饮料）
Susan: Hi.
Susan：Hi！
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Carol：Ross，还记得Susan吗？
Ross: How could I forget?
Ross：烧成灰我都记得！
Susan: Ross.
Susan：Ross你好
Ross: (they shake hands) Hello, Susan. (To Carol) Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we’re just waiting for…?
Ross：（和Susan握手）你好，Susan。（对Carol）握得好，握得好，那么，恩，我们在等…？
Carol: Dr. Oberman.
Carol：Oberman医生。
Ross: ..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-
Ross：Oberman医生，恩，那么他…
Susan: She.
Susan：她是女的
Ross: -she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?
Ross：女医生，当然，她，了解咱们的特殊情况吗？
Carol: Yes, and she’s very supportive.
Carol：当然，而且非常支持。
Ross: Okay, that’s great. (Susan gives her drink to Carol.) No, I’m- Oh. 
Ross：好的，太棒了。（Susan把饮料给Carol）不，我不…哦。
Carol: Thanks.
Carol：谢谢。
Ross: (picks up a surgical instrament and mimes a duck with it) Quack, quack..
Ross：（拿起一个医疗器械模仿鸭子）呱呱…
Carol: Ross? That opens my cervix. (He drops it in horror.)
Carol：Ross，那东西是用来撑开我的子宫颈的（他立刻丢掉了）
[Scene Barry’s office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.]
[场景：Barry的诊所，Barry正在处理病人，Rachel进来了]
Rachel: Barry?
Rachel：Barry？
Barry: C’mon in.
Barry：请进。
Rachel: (hesitates) Are you sure?
Rachel：（犹豫）你确定吗？
Barry: Yeah! It’s fine, it’s fine. Robbie’s gonna be here for hours.
Barry：嗯，没事的。Robbie至少还要在这里呆一个小时。
Robbie: Huh?!
Robbie：啊？
Barry: So, how ya doin?
Barry：那么你还好吗？
Rachel: I’m- uh- I’m okay… You look great!
Rachel：我，恩，我还好..你看上去气色不错！
Barry: Yeah, well..
Barry：嗯，我…
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Jason Greenstein’s gagging.
Bernice：（透过内部广播）Barber医生，Jason Greenstein快要窒息了。
Barry: (answering the intercom) Be right there. (To Robbie and Rachel) Be back in a sec.
(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)
Barry：（回应内部广播）我马上就到。（对Robbie和Rachel）马上回来。（Barry走后Robbie开始大量Rachel）
Rachel: I dumped him.
Rachel：我甩了他。
Robbie: Okay.
Robbie：哦。
[Scene: Carol’s OB/GYN, they’re talking about how this is going to work.]
[场景：Carol的妇科检查，他们正在研究要怎么办]
Ross: So, um- so how’s this, uh, how’s this gonna work? Y’know, with us? Y’know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?
Ross：那么，恩，到底怎么办？你知道，是和我们？什么时候，怎样做一些重要的决定？
Carol: Give me a ‘for instance’.
Carol：举个例子来看看。
Ross: Well, uh, uh, I don’t know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby’s name?
Ross：嗯，恩，我不知道，好吧，那么关于，恩，关于孩子的名字要怎么决定呢？
Carol: Marlon-
Carol：Marlon-
Ross: Marlon?!
Ross：Marlon？！
Carol: -if it’s a boy, Minnie if it’s a girl.
Carol：如果是男孩就叫Marlon，女孩就叫Minnie。
Ross: …As in Mouse?
Ross：…和米老鼠一样？
Carol: As in my grandmother.
Carol：也和我外婆名字一样。
Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
Ross：不管怎样，听到说Minnie，你就会想到老鼠。恩，这个怎么样，恩，Julia？
Carol: Julia..
Carol：Julia？
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Susan：我们还是决定用Minnie。
Ross: ‘S’funny, um, uh, we agreed we’d spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia’s on the table..?
Ross：真好笑，恩，我们还曾决定携手共度余生呢。世事无常，还是别说这些打击人的话了吧。我觉得还是Julia好一些…
[Scene: Barry’s office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry’s lamp as Barry enters.]
[场景：Barry的诊所，Rachel正在对着Barry的镜子和灯补妆，Barry进来了]
Barry: Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?
Barry：对不起，久等了。那么，你最近如何？
Rachel: Oh, not much. I-I got a job.
Rachel：哦，也没多久，我，我找到工作了。
Barry: Oh, that’s great.
Barry：哦，太棒了。
Rachel: Why are- why are you so tanned?
Rachel：为什么，为什么你这么黑？
Barry: Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.
Barry：哦，恩，我去阿鲁巴岛了。
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Rachel：哦不，你一个人去阿鲁巴岛了？
Barry: No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.
Barry：不，我和…恩，你可能会很难过。
Robbie: Me?!
Robbie：我？！
Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy.
Barry：不！（对Rachel）我和Mindy去了。
Rachel: Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!
Rachel：Mindy？！我的伴娘Mindy？！
Barry: Yeah, well, uh, we’re kind of a thing now.
Barry：是的，恩，我们似乎很合得来。
Rachel: Oh! Well, um.. (Grabs his forehand) You’ve got plugs!
Rachel：哦！（抓他的头发）你还植发了？
Barry: Careful! They haven’t quite taken yet.
Barry：当心，还不牢呢。
Rachel: And you’ve got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
Rachel：你还带隐形眼镜了？你不是很见不得把手指放在眼睛里吗？
Barry: Not for her. Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
Barry：她不讨厌啊，听着，我真的得谢谢你。
Rachel: Okay..
Rachel：得了吧…
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I’ve ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I’m an orthodontist.
Barry：瞧，大概一个月前，我想要伤害你，我一生中还没有那么想伤害过谁，而我可是正牙医生啊。
Rachel: Wow.
Rachel：哦。
Barry: You know, you were right? I mean, I thought we were happy. We weren’t happy. But with Mindy, now I’m happy. Spit.
Barry：你知道，你当时的做法是对的。我是说，我以为咱俩会快乐，但是咱俩并不快乐。不过和Mindy在一起我感到了快乐。吐出来！
Rachel: What?
Rachel：什么？
Robbie: Me. (Spits.)
Robbie：在说我（吐）。
Rachel: Anyway, um, (Gets the ring out of her purse.) I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me.
Rachel：无论如何，恩，（从包里拿出了戒指）我想这个应该还给你，而且谢谢你给我。
Barry: Well, thank you for giving it back.
Barry：嗯，谢谢你还回来。
(Barry and Rachel look at each other.)
（Barry和Rachel互相看对方）
Robbie: Hello?!
Robbie：Hello？！
[Scene: Carol’s OB/GYN, they’re still arguing about what to name the baby.]
[场景：Carol的妇科检查，他们仍在争论给孩子起什么名字]
Susan: Oh, please! What’s wrong with Helen?
Susan：哦，拜托，Helen有什么不好？
Ross: Helen Geller? I don’t think so.
Ross：Helen Geller？
我就是觉得不好。
Carol: Hello? It’s not gonna be Helen Geller.
Carol：什么？不会叫Helen Geler的。
Ross: Thank you!
Ross：谢谢支持！
Carol: No, I mean it’s not Geller.
Carol：不，我是说，不姓Geller。
Ross: What, it’s gonna be Helen Willick?
Ross：什么？难道叫Helen Willick？
Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
Carol：不，也不对，恩，我们考虑过叫Helen Willick-Bunch。
Ross: Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?
Ross：哦，等等，为什么她的姓也在里面？
Susan: It’s my baby too.
Susan：因为那也是我的孩子。
Ross: Oh, ‘s’funny, really? Um, I don’t remember you making any sperm.
Ross：哦，真搞笑，恩，我不记得你可以生产精子了。
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Susan：是啊，而且我们都知道这是个多大的挑战啊！
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Carol：好了，你们两个，住嘴！
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I’m in there too.
Ross：不，不，不，太便宜她了，Hey，我也参与了啊。
Carol: Ross. You’re not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? ‘Cause I think that borders on child abuse.
Carol：Ross，你总不至于让叫Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller吧？我觉得这有虐待儿童的嫌疑。
Ross: Of course not, I’m… suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
Ross：当然不是，我，建议叫Geller-Willick-Bunch。
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he’s doing? He knows no-one’s gonna say all those names, so they’ll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Susan：哦，不，不，不，不，你看出他打的什么主意了吧？他知道不会有人叫全名的，所以大家为了省事一般都会直接叫Geller，这正中他下怀。
Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y’know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I’m not, I can’t do-
Ross：我下怀？你觉得这是我的阴谋吗？相信我，我这一生从来没想过自己会经历这样的事情，这绝对不会是我的下怀，你知道吗！知道么，恩，这太难了，我不干了，我也干不来。
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Oberman医生：（上场）打扰一下，今天感觉如何？有感到恶心吗？
All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.
大家：有，一点点。
Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but.. thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lie back..
Oberman医生：哦，我只是在问准妈妈，不过，谢谢分享。（对Carol）恩，躺下。
Ross: You- uh- y’know what, I’m gonna go. I don’t- I don’t think I can be involved in this particular thing right now.
Ross：你们，你们知道么，我要走了。我不想，我不想被牵扯到这种事情里来。
(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches hes ear.  He returns and stares at it.)
（他转身打算离开，但是听到了超声波检查的声音，返回，并看检查结果）
Ross: Oh my God.
Ross：OMG。
Susan: Look at that.
Susan：看啊。
Carol: I know.
Carol：我知道。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram.   Rachel is on the phone.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，大家都在看超声波检查的录像，Rachel在打电话]
Ross: Well? Isn’t that amazing?
Ross：很惊人对吧？
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Joey：我们要看什么呢？
Chandler: I dunno, but.. I think it’s about to attack the Enterprise.
Chandler：我不知道，不过，我想可能在看攻击企业号。
Phoebe: You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato.
Phoebe：其实，如果你把头偏向左边，放松双眼，那么你就能看到一个老的马铃薯。
Ross: Then don’t do that, alright?
Ross：那就别那样做，好吗？
Phoebe: Okay!
Phoebe：好的！
Ross: (walks over to where Monica is standing)Monica. Whaddya think?
Ross：（走向前，来到Monica站里的地方）Monica，想什么呢？
Monica: (welling up) Mm-hmm.
Monica：（流眼泪）恩…
Ross: Wh- are you welling up?
Ross：你哭什么？
Monica: No.
Monica：没有。
Ross: You are, you’re welling up.
Ross：有，你正在哭呢。
Monica: Am not!
Monica：我没哭！
Ross: You’re gonna be an aunt.
Ross：你就要当姑姑了。
Monica: (pushes him and starts to cry) Oh shut up!
Monica：（推开他开始哭）哦，闭嘴！
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it’s Rachel. Yeah, I’m fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it’s okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y’know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Rachel：（对着电话）你好，Mindy，Hi，我是Rachel。对，我没事，我今天见到Barry了，哦，对，对，他告诉我了。哦，不，不，没关系的。我希望你俩能够幸福，真的希望。哦，对了，Mind，知道么，如果一切顺利，而且你俩最后结婚了，并且生了孩子，我只希望孩子会有他以前的头发，还有你以前的鼻子。（猛地挂了电话）（对大家）好的，我知道这样很贱，不过我感觉爽多了。

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