103 The One With the Thumb
103 拇指
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
[场景：Central Perk，除了Phoebe大家都在]
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
Phoebe：（上场）大家好！
All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!
大家：Hey，Phoebe好！
Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how’d it go?
Ross：Hey，哦，今天过得怎样？
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said ‘We should do this again!’
Phoebe：嗯，不怎么样。他送我到地铁，然后说“咱们应该再试一次”！
All: Ohh. Ouch.
大家：哦，倒霉！
Rachel: What? He said ‘we should do it again’, that’s good, right?
Rachel：什么？他说“咱们应该再试一次”，这是好现象，不是么？
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated ‘We should do this again’ means ‘You will never see me naked’.
Monica：嗯，不是。其实“咱们应该再试一次”的真正含义是“你永远也看不到裸体的我了”。
Rachel: Since when?
Rachel：什么时候开始的？
Joey: Since always. It’s like dating language. Y’know, like ‘It’s not you’ means ‘It is you’.
Joey：一直是这样。这就好像是约会用语，你知道，例如“问题不在你”的实际含义是“就是因为你”。
Chandler: Or ‘You’re such a nice guy’ means ‘I’m gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you’.
Chandler：或者“你真是个好人”的意思是“我会去和穿皮衣的酒鬼约会，并向你抱怨他们”。
Phoebe: Or, or, y’know, um, ‘I think we should see other people’ means ‘Ha, ha, I already am’.
Phoebe：或者，或者，你知道的，恩，“我觉得我们应该试试看交往其他人”意味着“哈哈，我已经遇到其他人了”。
Rachel: And everybody knows this?
Rachel：而大家都知道这个？
Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow.
Joey：是啊，看开点吧。
//呵呵，是挺受打击的，不过好在有个垫子垫着。
Chandler: Yeah, it’s like when you’re a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Chandler：对，就好像当你还是孩子的时候，父母埋掉你的狗之后，他们会告诉你你的狗去了一个很远的农场。
//put to sleep
Ross: That’s funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Ross：说来好笑，那个，不，因为，恩，我们父母真的这样做了，把我们的狗送到了一个农场。
Monica: Uh, Ross.
Monica：嗯，Ross…
Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners’ farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- …..Oh my God, Chi Chi!
Ross：怎么啦？恩？拜托，Connecticut的Millners农场，Millners，他们有一个难以置信的农场，那里有马、还有野兔，还有..哦，天哪，Chi Chi！
[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.]
[场景：Chandler和Joey家，Chandler正在帮Joey排练]
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you’re about to die?"
Chandler：“那么在知道自己快要死了的时候，你有什么感觉？”
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you’ll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Joey：“Warden，再过五分钟我的痛苦就结束了，但是你得接受你害死了一个老实人的事实。”
Chandler: Hey, that was really good!
Chandler：Hey，还真不错啊！
Joey: Thanks! Let’s keep going.
Joey：谢谢！咱们继续练习吧。
Chandler: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"
Chandler：好的。“那么，有什么需要我替你办的吗？恩？”
Joey: "I just wanna go back to my cell. ‘Cause in my cell, I can smoke."
Joey：“我只想回我自己房子，因为在我自己的房子里，我就可以抽烟了。”
Chandler: "Smoke away."
Chandler：“抽吧。”
(Joey takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. He fumbles and drops the lighter. Then he lights a cigarett, takes a drag, and coughs.)
（Joey拿出一包烟和一个打火机，他试着点火，但是掉了打火机。然后他点着一根香烟，抽了一口，咳嗽）
Chandler: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
Chandler：我想这就是为什么我的朋友要独自在自己房间里抽烟的原因。
Joey: What?
Joey：什么？
Chandler: Relax your hand!
Chandler：把手放松！
(Joey lets his wrist go limp.)
（Joey把手腕放软）
Chandler: Not so much!
Chandler：不用太过火！
Joey: Whoah!
Joey：哦！
Chandler: Hey!
Chandler：Hey！
Joey: Hey!
Joey：Hey！
Chandler: Alright, now try taking a puff.
Chandler：好了，现在试试吸一口。
(Joey tries and visibly winces.)
（Joey试了，不过显然有点退缩）
Chandler: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
Chandler：好了，，恩，不，给我吧。
Joey: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
Joey：不、不、不，我不会给你烟的。
Chandler: It’s fine, it’s fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.
Chandler：没关系，没关系。瞧，你想要得到这份工作吗？还是不想要？恩？
(Joey reluctantly gives him the cigarette.)
（Joey不情愿地把烟给他）
Chandler: Don’t think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that’s been missing from your hand. When you’re holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Chandler：别把它想成香烟，把它想象成你已经丢失很久的东西。当你拿着它的时候，你就感觉到了权利，感觉到了一切。
Joey: Y’miss it?
Joey：你想它？
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Chandler：不，不太想。好了，现在我们抽。（吸了一口）O..M..G（他继续吸烟）
103 拇指
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
[场景：Central Perk，除了Phoebe大家都在]
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
Phoebe：（上场）大家好！
All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!
大家：Hey，Phoebe好！
Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how’d it go?
Ross：Hey，哦，今天过得怎样？
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said ‘We should do this again!’
Phoebe：嗯，不怎么样。他送我到地铁，然后说“咱们应该再试一次”！
All: Ohh. Ouch.
大家：哦，倒霉！
Rachel: What? He said ‘we should do it again’, that’s good, right?
Rachel：什么？他说“咱们应该再试一次”，这是好现象，不是么？
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated ‘We should do this again’ means ‘You will never see me naked’.
Monica：嗯，不是。其实“咱们应该再试一次”的真正含义是“你永远也看不到裸体的我了”。
Rachel: Since when?
Rachel：什么时候开始的？
Joey: Since always. It’s like dating language. Y’know, like ‘It’s not you’ means ‘It is you’.
Joey：一直是这样。这就好像是约会用语，你知道，例如“问题不在你”的实际含义是“就是因为你”。
Chandler: Or ‘You’re such a nice guy’ means ‘I’m gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you’.
Chandler：或者“你真是个好人”的意思是“我会去和穿皮衣的酒鬼约会，并向你抱怨他们”。
Phoebe: Or, or, y’know, um, ‘I think we should see other people’ means ‘Ha, ha, I already am’.
Phoebe：或者，或者，你知道的，恩，“我觉得我们应该试试看交往其他人”意味着“哈哈，我已经遇到其他人了”。
Rachel: And everybody knows this?
Rachel：而大家都知道这个？
Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow.
Joey：是啊，看开点吧。
//呵呵，是挺受打击的，不过好在有个垫子垫着。
Chandler: Yeah, it’s like when you’re a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Chandler：对，就好像当你还是孩子的时候，父母埋掉你的狗之后，他们会告诉你你的狗去了一个很远的农场。
//put to sleep
Ross: That’s funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Ross：说来好笑，那个，不，因为，恩，我们父母真的这样做了，把我们的狗送到了一个农场。
Monica: Uh, Ross.
Monica：嗯，Ross…
Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners’ farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- …..Oh my God, Chi Chi!
Ross：怎么啦？恩？拜托，Connecticut的Millners农场，Millners，他们有一个难以置信的农场，那里有马、还有野兔，还有..哦，天哪，Chi Chi！
[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.]
[场景：Chandler和Joey家，Chandler正在帮Joey排练]
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you’re about to die?"
Chandler：“那么在知道自己快要死了的时候，你有什么感觉？”
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you’ll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Joey：“Warden，再过五分钟我的痛苦就结束了，但是你得接受你害死了一个老实人的事实。”
Chandler: Hey, that was really good!
Chandler：Hey，还真不错啊！
Joey: Thanks! Let’s keep going.
Joey：谢谢！咱们继续练习吧。
Chandler: Okay. "So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"
Chandler：好的。“那么，有什么需要我替你办的吗？恩？”
Joey: "I just wanna go back to my cell. ‘Cause in my cell, I can smoke."
Joey：“我只想回我自己房子，因为在我自己的房子里，我就可以抽烟了。”
Chandler: "Smoke away."
Chandler：“抽吧。”
(Joey takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. He fumbles and drops the lighter. Then he lights a cigarett, takes a drag, and coughs.)
（Joey拿出一包烟和一个打火机，他试着点火，但是掉了打火机。然后他点着一根香烟，抽了一口，咳嗽）
Chandler: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
Chandler：我想这就是为什么我的朋友要独自在自己房间里抽烟的原因。
Joey: What?
Joey：什么？
Chandler: Relax your hand!
Chandler：把手放松！
(Joey lets his wrist go limp.)
（Joey把手腕放软）
Chandler: Not so much!
Chandler：不用太过火！
Joey: Whoah!
Joey：哦！
Chandler: Hey!
Chandler：Hey！
Joey: Hey!
Joey：Hey！
Chandler: Alright, now try taking a puff.
Chandler：好了，现在试试吸一口。
(Joey tries and visibly winces.)
（Joey试了，不过显然有点退缩）
Chandler: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
Chandler：好了，，恩，不，给我吧。
Joey: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
Joey：不、不、不，我不会给你烟的。
Chandler: It’s fine, it’s fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.
Chandler：没关系，没关系。瞧，你想要得到这份工作吗？还是不想要？恩？
(Joey reluctantly gives him the cigarette.)
（Joey不情愿地把烟给他）
Chandler: Don’t think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that’s been missing from your hand. When you’re holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Chandler：别把它想成香烟，把它想象成你已经丢失很久的东西。当你拿着它的时候，你就感觉到了权利，感觉到了一切。
Joey: Y’miss it?
Joey：你想它？
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Chandler：不，不太想。好了，现在我们抽。（吸了一口）O..M..G（他继续吸烟）
ok，搬家了，我也把自己blog上的链接给更改一下。