104，Part 3

[Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.]
[场景：麦迪逊花园广场，男生正在看比赛]
Ross: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!
Ross：宰了他！宰了他！宰了他！宰了…好！现在笑不出来了吧，伙计！
Chandler: (to Ross) See buddy, that’s all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
Chandler：（对Ross）瞧，老兄，你需要的正是这个，一群无耻之徒用棍子互相攻击。
Ross: Pass it! Pass it!
Ross：传球！传球！
Chandler: He’s open!
Chandler：他有空档！
All: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
大家：射门！射门！射门！
(The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face.  Chandler looks concered until he notices…)
（选手射门了，球飞出了场地，打中了Ross的脸，Chandler到处乱看，直到他看到…）
Chandler: Hey, look, we’re on that TV thing!
Chandler：嘿，看，我们上电视了！
(Chandler and Joey hold the puck and wave at the TV thing.)
（Chandler和Joey拿着球向摄像机致意）
[Scene: An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.]
[场景：急诊室，Chandler和Joey带着Ross进来了]
Chandler: (to the receptionist)’Scuse me.
Chandler：（对护士）打扰一下。
Receptionist: (holds up her hand—she is on the phone) It says to call this number if you’re not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I’m not completely satisfied.
Receptionist：（举起了手，她正在打电话）包装上说了，如果我对这个糖棒不满意，就可以打这个电话投诉，恩，我并不感到满意。
Chandler: Listen, it’s kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we’d be in the predicament room. (The receptionist glares at him.)
Chandler：听着，这里有个紧急事件。恩，我猜你应该知道，否则我们就会去门诊了。（护士瞪了他一眼）
Receptionist: (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.)
Receptionist：（对电话）稍等。（对Chandler）填好这些表，坐在那里等着。（把表格扔给他）
Ross: (jumping to his feet) Look, I don’t wanna make any trouble, okay, but I’m in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.
Ross：（跳了起来）瞧，我并不想惹麻烦，好吧，但是我这里很疼，好吗，我的脸都陷进去了。
Receptionist: Well, you’ll have to wait your turn.
Receptionist：你必须等着轮到你。
Joey: Well, how long do you think it’ll be?
Joey：恩，你想大概得要多长时间？
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Any minute now.
Receptionist：（讽刺地）就快了。
Ross: Hey, this- (she gives him a look and the guys back off) Heyy…
Ross：嘿，这个…（护士瞪他，男生们都退后了）嘿…
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, the slumber party continues.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，夜谈会还在继续]
Rachel: I’m so sorry, you guys. I didn’t mean to bring you down.
Rachel：对不起，姐妹们，我不是有意让你们郁闷的。
Monica: No, you were right. I don’t have a plan. (There’s a knock on the door.)
Monica：不，你说得没错，我根本毫无计划。（有人敲门）
Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy!
送Pizza的人：（在门外喊）送Pizza！
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
Rachel：谢天谢地，食物！（她起来去开门）
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica：Phoebe？
Phoebe: What?
Phoebe：怎么了？
Monica: Do you have a plan?
Monica：你有计划吗？
Phoebe: I don’t even have a ‘pl’.
Phoebe：我连“计”都没有
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
送Pizza的人：你好，一个，恩，蘑菇、青椒和洋葱的？
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that’s not what we ordered… We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Rachel：（很绝望）不，不，那不是我们定的…我们定了一个无脂并且包裹了奶酪外壳的。
Pizza Guy: Wait, you’re not ‘G.Stephanopoulos?’ Man, my dad’s gonna kill me!
送Pizzz的人：等等，你们不是“G.Stephanopoulos”？哦，天哪，我爸爸会宰了我的！
Monica: (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say ‘G.Stephanopoulos?’
Monica：（跳过沙发跑出来）等等，你是说“G.Stephanopoulos”？
Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
送Pizza的人：是啊，住在街对面那个，我只能把你们的给他了，哦，笨蛋！笨蛋！
Monica: Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?
Monica：等等，他是那个看起来很聪明的小个子地中海人吗？
Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
送Pizza的人：是啊，听起来是他。
Monica: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
Monica：他是不是穿一件非常迷人的蓝外套？
Phoebe: And-and a power tie?
Phoebe：还有领结？
Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel.
送Pizza的人：不，基本上只有一条浴巾。
Monica: (staggered) Oh God.
Monica：（花痴状）哦，天哪。
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
送Pizza的人：那么你们真的希望我把这个拿回去？
Monica: Are you nuts?! We’ve got George Stephanopoulos’ pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
Monica：你疯了吗？我们当然要George Stephanopoulos的Pizza！（Rachel付了钱，Monica抓起了一个双筒望远镜，跑向窗口）
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who’s George Snuffalopagus?
Rachel：嗯，Phoebs，谁是George Stephanopoulos？
Phoebe: Big Bird’s friend.
Phoebe：大鸟的朋友。
Monica: I see pizza!
Monica：我看到Pizza了！
Phoebe: Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! (She runs up and takes the binoculars.)
Phoebe：哦，我要看！让我看！让我看！（她跑过去拿走了望远镜）
Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on?
Rachel：拜托，我们在看谁啊？
Monica: White House adviser? Clinton’s campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
Monica：白宫顾问，克林顿的竞选助手，毛非常多，笑容很性感，屁股很可爱的那个家伙。
Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
Rachel：哦，他啊，那个小个子？哦，我爱他！
Phoebe: Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman.
Phoebe：哦，等等，等等，我看到一个女人。
Monica: Please tell me it’s his mother.
Moncia：请告诉我是他妈妈。
Phoebe: Definitely not his mother.
Phoebe：绝对不是他妈妈。
Monica: Oh, no…
Monica：哦，不…
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she’s walking across the floor.. she’s walking.. she’s walking.. she’s going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that’s not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Phoebe：…她要去拿Pizza了.（大喊）嘿，那不是给你的，婊子！（Phoebe捂住了自己的嘴，并离开了窗户）
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it’s getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]
[场景：急诊室，Joey在模仿曲棍球打到脸上，Chandler觉得气氛有点紧张，又一次去找护士]
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we’ve been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who’s he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c’mon Dora, don’t be mad… I know we both said some
things we didn’t mean, but that doesn’t mean we still don’t love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y’know, I feel like I’ve lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Chandler：打扰一下，瞧，我们已经在这里等了一个小时了，很多比我朋友症状还轻的人都进去了。我是说，那个脚指头有毛病的家伙？他跟谁睡了？（护士关上了玻璃门，而Chandler大声对着玻璃门说话）哦，拜托，Dora，别生气…我知道我们都说了一些言不由衷的话，但是那并不意味着我们就不再爱对方了。（对着大伙）知道么，我觉得我已经失去她了…（护士又打开了玻璃门，Chandler转身，吓了一跳）Ba…！
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, the girls are all out on the balcony.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，女孩们都在阳台上]
Monica: Light still out?
Monica：灯还没有开？
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel：嗯。
Monica: Oh. Maybe they’re- napping.
Monica：哦，也许，他们在打盹。
Rachel: Oh please, they’re having sex.
Rachel：哦，拜托，他们当然在做爱。
Monica and Phoebe: Shut up!
Monica和Phoebe：闭嘴！
Rachel: So, whaddya think George is like?
Rachel：那么，是不是在想George是什么样的？
Monica: I think he’s shy.
Monica：我想他很害羞。
Phoebe: Yeah?
Phoebe：真的？
Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he’s a preppy animal.
Monica：真的。我想你需要主动，而，当你们做的时候，他就会像野兽一样。
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.]
[场景：急诊室，Ross还在说自己和Carol第一夜的事情]
Ross: I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.
Ross：我还记得月光从窗口照射进来，她的脸蒙上了一层很漂亮的光。
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Chandler：是啊，月亮，光，神气的视觉，你做的很…拜托，能给我们这里一些止痛药吗？
Joey: He’s right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
Joey：他说的没错，不过已经够了。你今天是怎么回事？虽然你第一次和她睡了，那又怎样？在那之后你和她睡了七年了！
Ross: Look, it’s just a little more complicated…
Ross：听着，情况有点复杂…
Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
Chandler：哦？什么？有什么复杂的？她离开你了？她爱上了女人？她因为爱上了一个女人而离开了你？
Ross: Little louder, okay, I think there’s a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn’t quite hear you…
Ross：拜托再大声点，我想12楼有个昏迷的人听不到你在说什么。
Chandler: Then what?
Chandler：然后怎样了？
Ross: My first time with Carol was… (He mumbles the last part)
Ross：我和Carol的第一次是…（他咕哝着说完了剩下的话）
Joey: What?
Joey：啥？
Ross: It was my first time.
Ross：是我的第一次。
Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh.
Joey：和Carol？（Ross看了他一眼）哦。
Chandler: So in your whole life, you’ve only been with one—(He gets a look too)—oh.
Chandler：那么，在你这一生中，你只和一个女人（他也被看了一眼）哦…
Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could’ve done tonight!
Joey：哇，小子，来看曲棍球真是个大错误！本来今晚有一大堆事情我们可以做呢。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, the girls are still out on the balcony.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，女孩们还在阳台上]
Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
Monica：好吧，好吧，我来说。还记得那个我做的，你非常爱吃的菜头吗？
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Phoebe：嗯。
Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable…ha haaaah!
Monica：呵呵，除非鹅也是蔬菜，，哈哈哈哈！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don’t feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
Phoebe：哦！哦！哦！好吧，好吧。现在我不再因为和Jason Hurley睡而感到难过了。
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
Monica：什么？你和Jason睡了？
Phoebe: You’d already broken up.
Phoebe：在你们分手之后。
Rachel: How long?
Rachel：分手后多久？
Phoebe: A couple hours.
Phoebe：几个小时吧。
Monica: Oh, that’s nice!
Monica：哦，强啊！
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one! (She sits up and the cushion she was leaning against falls off of the balcony.) Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
Rachel：好吧，好吧，好吧，我来说！（她坐了起来，之前她靠着的垫子掉下了阳台）不管了，Tommy Rollerson放在你柜子里的情人节礼物其实是我放的。
Monica: Excuse me?!
Monica：真的？
Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? (To Phoebe) She was a big girl.
Rachel：拜托，好像他真的会送你礼物似的。（对Phoebe）她那时可是一个非常“巨大”的女孩。
Monica: Really. Well, at least ‘big girls’ don’t pee in their pants in seventh grade!
Monica：真的吗，那好，至少“巨大”的女孩不会在七年级尿裤子。
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Rachel：我那时正在笑！被你逗的！（Monica和Rachel开始争论）
Phoebe: There he is! There he is!
Phoebe：他出现了！出现了！
Monica: Where?
Monica：在哪？
Phoebe: Right- where we’ve been looking all night!
Phoebe：就在我们整晚都在看的地方。
Rachel: He is so cute!
Rachel：他好可爱啊！
Monica: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
Monica：哦，Geogre，宝贝，脱掉浴巾吧！
All: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the—(pause)—wowww.
大家：对，脱掉吧！脱掉浴巾！拜托脱掉…（暂停）…哇…。
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.]
[场景：急诊室，Ross不在]
Joey: Man. Can you believe he’s only had sex with one woman?
Joey：老兄，你能相信吗，他只和一个女人做过爱。
Chandler: I think it’s great. Y’know, it’s sweet, it’s romantic…
Chandler：我觉得这很好，你知道的，很甜蜜，很浪漫…
Joey: Really?
Joey：真的？
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy’s a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
Chandler：当然不，你在开玩笑吗？那家伙真是个怪…（Ross进入了视线）
Both: Hey, buddy.
两人：嘿，老兄。
Ross: Hi. (He is wearing a piece of steel bandaged to his nose.  He tosses some forms onto reception desk.)
Ross：嘿。（他的鼻子上戴了一个支架，他把一些表格扔进了护士的桌子上）
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that’s attractive.
Receptionist：（讽刺地）哦，真迷人啊。
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Chandler：哦，我觉得你在沉闷的羔羊里演的非常不错。哦，拜托，承认吧，综合所有事情考虑，你今晚过得很不错。
Ross: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where’s my puck?
Ross：不错？哪里不错了？明确告诉我，å“
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Joey: Oh, ah- the kid has it.
Joey：哦，啊，那个孩子拿着。
Ross: The kid…? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that’s, that’s my puck.
Ross：孩子…？（对着孩子）对不起，恩，那个，那是我的球。
Kid: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. (Ross looks at Chandler for help.)
孩子：我找到的。谁捡到归谁，丢的人只能哭鼻子。（Ross看Chandler求助）
Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
Chandler：你总得自己做，老兄。
Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever—(to Chandler)—can’t do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
Ross：（对着孩子）哦，真的？那么，我是橡胶你是胶水，管他呢..（对Chandler）做不到啊。（对孩子）听着，恩，把我的球还给我。
Kid: No.
孩子：不。
Ross: ‘Yes’, how about. C’mere. Gimme!
Ross：嗯，那么，过来，给我！
Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.)
孩子：不！不！（他们开始争）
Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
Receptionist：嘿！嘿！不许在我的急诊室里闹事！
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Ross：（试图把球抢过来）把我的球还给我！（但是球飞了出来，砸到了护士）
Ross: …Now that was fun.
Ross：…现在这个才算不错。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Joey and the girls are playing twister.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，Joey和女孩在玩扭结游戏]
Ross: (Doing the spinning) Okay, Monica: Right foot red.
Ross：（转转盘）好的，Monica，右脚红。
Monica: Could’ve played Monopoly, but nooooo.
Monica：可以自己玩，但是不…
(There’s a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
（有人敲门，Chandler开门，没有说话直接接过了垫子）
Chandler: Thanks. (The guy nods and leaves)
Chandler：谢谢。（那人点头后离开）
Ross: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. (Phoebe has to bend over.)Good. (Joey stares at her butt appreciatively)
Ross：好的，Phoebe，右手蓝。（Phoebe弯下了腰）好的。（Joey开始盯她的屁股）
(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)
（电话响了，Chandler去接）
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it’s the Visa card people.
Chandler：你好？哦，恩，Rachel，信用卡公司的人。
Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Rachel：哦，好的，你能替我一下吗?
Chandler: Alright. (on phone) Yes, this is Rachel.
Chandler：好的。（对电话）恩，我是Rachel。
Rachel: Nooo! (She grabs the phone and Chandler takes her place on the mat.) (On phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven’t been using it much. (Listens) Oh, well, thanks, but, I’m okay, really.
Rachel：不！（她抓过电话，Chandler代替她玩扭结游戏）。（对电话）你好，（听）哦，是，哦，我知道，我，我最近是没怎么用。（听）哦，恩，谢谢，但是，我很好，真的。
Ross: Green. To the green.
Ross：绿色，到绿色上。
Rachel: (on phone) I’ve got magic beans. (Listens) Never-never mind.
Rachel：（对电话）我已经得到了魔豆。（听）算我没说。
Chandler: To the left, to the left- aww! (They all collapse)
Chandler：左边，左边，啊！（大家都倒塌了）
Rachel: (on phone) Ohhh… I’m fine.
Rachel：（对电话）哦…我很好。
End
结束。

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