107,Part 1

107 The One With the Blackout
107 大停电

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd.]
[场景:Central Perk,Rachel正在向大家介绍Phoebe,Phoebe将要为大家演奏吉他]
Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh… Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Rachel:大家注意了,恩,恩…Central Perk很荣幸向大家介绍Phoebe Buffay小姐的音乐
Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.
[Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.]
Chandler: Oh, great. This is just…
(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is on the phone with her mother. Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
Monica: Mom says it’s all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it’s coming back on.
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What’s my number?
(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)
Phoebe: Well, I never call me.
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone. Chandler’s thoughts are in italics.]
[场景:ATM自助银行,Jill Goodacre正在打手机,Chandler的想法以斜体字出现]
Chandler: Oh my God, it’s that Victoria’s Secret model. Something… something Goodacre.
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it’s Jill.
Chandler: She’s right, it’s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it’s an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
Chandler:她说的没错,叫Jill,Jill Goodacre。哦我的天哪,我和Jill Goodacre一起被困在ATM自助银行了。(停顿)这里算是自助银行吗?也许只是一般银行。哦,太棒了,这才是现在应该关心的事情,蠢材!
Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
Chandler: Jill says vestibule… I’m going with vestibule.
Jill: (on phone) I’m fine. No, I’m not alone… I don’t know, some guy.
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. ‘Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
(Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
Joey: Hi everyone.
Ross: And officiating at tonight’s blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani.
Joey: Well, Chandler’s old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so… Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
(They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.)
Rachel: That had to hurt!
[Scene: ATM vestibule.]
Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It’s been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
(Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.)
Chandler: There you go!
(He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.)
Chandler: You’re definitely scaring here.
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, The phone rings; it’s Chandler.]
Monica: Hello?
Chandler: Hey, it’s me.
Monica: (to everyone) It’s Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Chandler: Yeah, I’m fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I’m trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr.
Chanlder:嗯,我很好。(试图掩盖自己讲电话的声音)我和Jll Gdcr一起被困在ATM自助银行了。
Monica: What?
Chandler: I’m trppd… in an ATM vstbl… wth Jll Gdcr!
Chanlder:我…å’ŒJll Gdcr…被困在…ATM自助银行了!
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
Chandler: (angry) Put Joey on the phone.
Joey: What’s up man?
Chandler: I’m trppd… in an ATM vstbl… wth JLL GDCR.
Chandler:我…å’ŒJLL GDCR…被困在…ATM自助银行了。
Joey: (to everyone) Oh
my God! He’s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)
Joey:(对大家)哦我的天哪!他和Jill Goodacre一起被困在自助银行了!(对电话)Chandler,听着。(故意说了一些听不清楚的话)
Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.

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