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107 The One With the Blackout
107 大停电

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd.]
[场景：Central Perk，Rachel正在向大家介绍Phoebe，Phoebe将要为大家演奏吉他]
Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh… Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Rachel：大家注意了，恩，恩…Central Perk很荣幸向大家介绍Phoebe Buffay小姐的音乐
(applause)
（大家鼓掌）
Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much.
Phoebe：嗨，恩，我想唱一首关于当你突然意识到生活真谛的歌，好吗？开始吧。（刚演奏和弦灯就黑了）好的，非常感谢。
[Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.]
[场景：银行ATM自助厅，Chandler正在里面，灯黑了，他意识到自己被困在里面了]
Chandler: Oh, great. This is just…
Chandler：哦，这下好了，这简直就是…
(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
（Chandler突然发现还有一个很有名的模特和他困在一起，他做了个让自己放松的手势）
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is on the phone with her mother. Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，Monica正在和她母亲打电话，Phoebe、Rachel和Ross也在]
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
Rachel：哇，你们快看，简直太酷了，整个城市都黑了！
Monica: Mom says it’s all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it’s coming back on.
Monica：妈妈说整个曼哈顿、布鲁克林和皇后区的部分地区都停电了，而且还不知道什么时候能来电。
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Rachel：哇，你们几个，这可是件大事情。
Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up)
Monica：（对电话）紧身裤和毛衣？为什么，妈妈？停电的时候我还能去见谁？供电局的人吗？抢匪？我们晚点再说这个好吗？（挂掉电话）
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What’s my number?
Phoebe：我能用一下电话吗？我想打到我家看看我奶奶是否还好。（对Moncia）我家电话几号？
(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)
（Monica和Rachel奇怪地看着Phoebe）
Phoebe: Well, I never call me.
Phoebe：怎么啦，我又没有给自己打过电话。
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone. Chandler’s thoughts are in italics.]
[场景：ATM自助银行，Jill Goodacre正在打手机，Chandler的想法以斜体字出现]
Chandler: Oh my God, it’s that Victoria’s Secret model. Something… something Goodacre.
Chandler：哦我的天哪，她是维多利亚秘密里的模特，好像叫，好像叫Goodacre。
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it’s Jill.
Jill：（对电话）嗨，妈妈，我是Jill。
Chandler: She’s right, it’s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it’s an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
Chandler：她说的没错，叫Jill，Jill Goodacre。哦我的天哪，我和Jill Goodacre一起被困在ATM自助银行了。（停顿）这里算是自助银行吗？也许只是一般银行。哦，太棒了，这才是现在应该关心的事情，蠢材！
Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
Jill：（对电话）是啊，我很好。我只是被困在银行了，在ATM自助银行。
Chandler: Jill says vestibule… I’m going with vestibule.
Chandler：Jill说是自助银行，那我也说是自助银行。
Jill: (on phone) I’m fine. No, I’m not alone… I don’t know, some guy.
Jill：（对电话）我很好。不，我不是一个人…不认识，一个男人。
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. ‘Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Chandler：哦，一个男人，一个男人。嘿，Jill，昨晚我看到你和一个男人在一起。是啊，一个男人。
(Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.)
（Chandler在自助银行里得意地走来走去，Jill在看他）
[Scene: Monica’s apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
[场景：Monica家，Joey拿着犹太教用的圣烛台走了进来，烛台上点满了蜡烛]
Joey: Hi everyone.
Joey：嘿，大家好。
Ross: And officiating at tonight’s blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani.
Ross：然后是今晚大停电活动的司祭，Tribbiani拉比。
Joey: Well, Chandler’s old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so… Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Joey：嗯，Chandler以前的室友是犹太人，所以我们只有这种蜡烛，所以…祝大家光明节快乐。
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
Phoebe：（看着窗外）恶，看啊，裸体丑陋男点了一堆蜡烛。
(They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.)
（大家都看向窗外，觉得很恶心，然后好像感到痛苦退缩了）
Rachel: That had to hurt!
Rachel：那一定很疼吧！
[Scene: ATM vestibule.]
[场景：ATM自助银行]
Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It’s been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
ChandlerL：好了，好了，好了。已经过去40.5分钟了，你还没有说一句话。哦天哪，做点什么事吧，主动接触她，微笑！
(Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.)
（Chandler对着她微笑，她也甜蜜地微笑了一下）
Chandler: There you go!
Chandler：做得好！
(He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.)
（他继续像个白痴那样笑，然后她有些害怕地看着他）
Chandler: You’re definitely scaring here.
Chandler：你肯定吓着她了。
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
Jill：（试探性地）你想给谁打电话吗？（把电话递给他）
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
Chandler：是啊，高中时的300个同学。好的，谢谢。（接过电话）
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, The phone rings; it’s Chandler.]
[场景：Moncia和Rachal家，电话在响，是Chandler打来的]
Monica: Hello?
Monica：喂？
Chandler: Hey, it’s me.
Chandler：嘿，是我。
Monica: (to everyone) It’s Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Monica：（对大家）是Chandler！（对电话）你没事吧？
Chandler: Yeah, I’m fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I’m trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr.
Chanlder：嗯，我很好。（试图掩盖自己讲电话的声音）我和Jll Gdcr一起被困在ATM自助银行了。
Monica: What?
Monica：啥？
Chandler: I’m trppd… in an ATM vstbl… wth Jll Gdcr!
Chanlder：我…å’ŒJll Gdcr…被困在…ATM自助银行了！
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
Monica：我完全不明白你在说啥。
Chandler: (angry) Put Joey on the phone.
Chanlder：（生气地）让Joey听电话
Joey: What’s up man?
Joey：老兄，有啥事啊？
Chandler: I’m trppd… in an ATM vstbl… wth JLL GDCR.
Chandler：我…å’ŒJLL GDCR…被困在…ATM自助银行了。
Joey: (to everyone) Oh
my God! He’s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)
Joey：（对大家）哦我的天哪！他和Jill Goodacre一起被困在自助银行了！（对电话）Chandler，听着。（故意说了一些听不清楚的话）
Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.
Chandler：是啊，好像我从来没有这样想过似的。