[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，时间流逝，他们五个还坐在咖啡桌前聊天]
Rachel: Alright, somebody.
Rachel：好吧，谁说？
Monica: OK, I’ll go. OK, senior year of college… on a pool table.
Monica：行，我先说好吧。大学快毕业时…在游泳池旁的桌子上。
All: Whoooaa!
大家：哇！！
Ross: That’s my sister.
Ross：这就是我妹妹。
Joey: OK… my weirdest place would have to be… the women’s room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Joey：好的…我最怪异的地方是在…纽约市立公众图书馆二楼的女厕所里。
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Monica：哦我的天哪！你去图书馆干嘛？
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Ross：Pheebs，你呢？
Phoebe: Oh… Milwaukee.
Phoebe：嗯，，密尔沃基。
//Milwaukee，美国威斯康星州东南部一城市，位于密执安湖。1795年成为一皮毛贸易点，19世纪后半期成为德国移民的主要聚居地，其酿酒厂和肉类加工厂久负盛名。是该州最大的城市。
Rachel: Um… Ross?
Rachel：嗯…Ross？
Ross: Disneyland, 1989, ‘It’s a Small World After All.’
Ross：1989年，在迪斯尼乐园的小小世界。
All: No way!
大家：怎么可能！
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children… then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Ross：船坏了，所以Carol和我就到一对荷兰机器小孩后面…然后他们来修船，我们就被禁止再去魔幻王国了。
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel.
Phoebe：哦，Rachel呢？
Rachel: Oh come on, I already went.
Rachel：哦，拜托，我都说过了。
Monica: You did not go!
Monica：没有啊。
All: Come on.
大家：说吧。
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be… (sigh)… oh, the foot of the bed.
Rachel：哦，好吧。我做过的最怪异的地方是…（叹气）…啊，床脚。
Ross: Step back.
Ross：这么说来…
Joey: We have a winner!
Joey：冠军产生了。
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
[时间流逝，Ross和Joey在聊天，Joey坐在沙发上，而Monica和Phoebe不在房子里]
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Rachel：我只是从没有和人有过那样充满激情的关系，你知道么，只要有人配合就行了，哪怕在主题公园的中央。
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn’t have a line.
Ross：恩，因为没有限制，所以只能那样干。
//不太理解这是什么意思，只好随便翻译一下了。
Rachel: There, well, see? Barry wouldn’t even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
Rachel：嗯，是啊，瞧，Barry甚至在打迷你高尔夫球的时候都不肯吻我。
Ross: Come on.
Ross：真的假的？
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Rachel：当然是真的，他说我们会挡住后面的人的。
Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn’t marry him because…?
Ross：（讽刺地）而你没有嫁给他是因为…？
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of…
Rachel：我的意思是，你能想象有人一生都没有干过那样的事情吗？
Ross: Probably. But you know, I’ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
Ross：也许吧，不过你知道吗，我要跟你说件事，激情实在是太难的了。
Rachel: Yeah right.
Rachel：是啊，没错。
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of… burns out. But hopefully, what you’re left with is trust, and security, and… well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion… thing, there’s all that other good stuff.
Ross：是这样，最终，就好像…爆发出来了。但是好在你还能剩下信任、安全，还有…。恩，以我前妻为例吧，女同志对吧，所以，你知道的，对于那种人，虽然错过了激情的…，不过还是能得到一些好处的。
Rachel: (sigh) OK.
Rachel：（叹气）是啊。
Ross: But, um… I don’t think that’s going to be you.
Ross：但是，恩…我不觉得你是这种结局。
Rachel: You don’t.
Rachel：你怎么知道。
Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see…. big passion in your future.
Ross：嗯，恩，你瞧…你以后将会有充满激情的生活的。
Rachel: Really?
Rachel：真的？
Ross: Mmmm.
Ross：嗯。
Rachel: You do?
Rachel：你肯定？
Ross: I do.
Ross：肯定。
Rachel: Oh Ross, you’re so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up)
Rachel：哦，Ross，你太好了。（她开玩笑地摸Ross的头，然后站起来了）
(Ross gets up, pleased with himself.)
（Ross站起来，感觉很爽）
Joey: It’s never gonna happen.
Joey：那是不可能的。
Ross: (innocently) What?
Ross：（假装不明白）什么？
Joey: You and Rachel.
Joey：你和Rachel。
Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?
Ross：（表现地很惊奇）什么？（暂停）为什么？
Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you’re in the friend zone.
Joey：因为你在行动之前等待的时间太长了，所以现在你只能呆在朋友区。
Ross: No, no, no. I’m not in the zone.
Ross：不，不，不，我不在那个区。
Joey: Ross, you’re mayor of the zone.
Joey：Ross，你是那个区的区长。
Ross: I’m taking my time, alright? I’m laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to…
Ross：我正在争取，知道吗？我正在打基础。没错，我是说，不积跬步，无以至千里。
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I’m telling you, she has no idea what you’re thinking. If you don’t ask her out soon you’re going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Joey：假正经！听着，Ross，我告诉你，她根本不明白你在想什么，如果你不约她出去，那就只能永远困在朋友区了。
Ross: I will, I will. See, I’m waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
Ross：我会行动的，肯定。走着瞧，我正在等待恰当的时机。（Joey看他）什么？什么？现在吗？
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What’s messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You’ve just got to go up to her and say, ‘Rachel, I think that…’ (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Joey：对呀………！你现在还缺什么？酒？蜡烛？月光？你只需要过去对她说，“Rachel，我觉得…”
Ross: Shhhh!
Ross：嘘~~
Rachel: What are you shushing?
Rachel：你们在嘘什么？
Ross: We’re shushing… because… we’re trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don’t you hear that?
Ross：我们嘘…是因为…我们想听一些东西。听啊（大家都安静下来），你没有听到吗？
Rachel: Ahhhh!
Rachel：啊哈！
Ross: See?
Ross：听到了？
Rachel: Huh. (she agrees, but looks very confused)
Rachel：嗯。（她承认，但是看上去非常困惑）
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，时间流逝，他们五个还坐在咖啡桌前聊天]
Rachel: Alright, somebody.
Rachel：好吧，谁说？
Monica: OK, I’ll go. OK, senior year of college… on a pool table.
Monica：行，我先说好吧。大学快毕业时…在游泳池旁的桌子上。
All: Whoooaa!
大家：哇！！
Ross: That’s my sister.
Ross：这就是我妹妹。
Joey: OK… my weirdest place would have to be… the women’s room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Joey：好的…我最怪异的地方是在…纽约市立公众图书馆二楼的女厕所里。
Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Monica：哦我的天哪！你去图书馆干嘛？
Ross: Pheebs, what about you?
Ross：Pheebs，你呢？
Phoebe: Oh… Milwaukee.
Phoebe：嗯，，密尔沃基。
//Milwaukee，美国威斯康星州东南部一城市，位于密执安湖。1795年成为一皮毛贸易点，19世纪后半期成为德国移民的主要聚居地，其酿酒厂和肉类加工厂久负盛名。是该州最大的城市。
Rachel: Um… Ross?
Rachel：嗯…Ross？
Ross: Disneyland, 1989, ‘It’s a Small World After All.’
Ross：1989年，在迪斯尼乐园的小小世界。
All: No way!
大家：怎么可能！
Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children… then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Ross：船坏了，所以Carol和我就到一对荷兰机器小孩后面…然后他们来修船，我们就被禁止再去魔幻王国了。
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel.
Phoebe：哦，Rachel呢？
Rachel: Oh come on, I already went.
Rachel：哦，拜托，我都说过了。
Monica: You did not go!
Monica：没有啊。
All: Come on.
大家：说吧。
Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be… (sigh)… oh, the foot of the bed.
Rachel：哦，好吧。我做过的最怪异的地方是…（叹气）…啊，床脚。
Ross: Step back.
Ross：这么说来…
Joey: We have a winner!
Joey：冠军产生了。
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
[时间流逝，Ross和Joey在聊天，Joey坐在沙发上，而Monica和Phoebe不在房子里]
Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Rachel：我只是从没有和人有过那样充满激情的关系，你知道么，只要有人配合就行了，哪怕在主题公园的中央。
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn’t have a line.
Ross：恩，因为没有限制，所以只能那样干。
//不太理解这是什么意思，只好随便翻译一下了。
Rachel: There, well, see? Barry wouldn’t even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
Rachel：嗯，是啊，瞧，Barry甚至在打迷你高尔夫球的时候都不肯吻我。
Ross: Come on.
Ross：真的假的？
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Rachel：当然是真的，他说我们会挡住后面的人的。
Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn’t marry him because…?
Ross：（讽刺地）而你没有嫁给他是因为…？
Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of…
Rachel：我的意思是，你能想象有人一生都没有干过那样的事情吗？
Ross: Probably. But you know, I’ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
Ross：也许吧，不过你知道吗，我要跟你说件事，激情实在是太难的了。
Rachel: Yeah right.
Rachel：是啊，没错。
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of… burns out. But hopefully, what you’re left with is trust, and security, and… well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion… thing, there’s all that other good stuff.
Ross：是这样，最终，就好像…爆发出来了。但是好在你还能剩下信任、安全，还有…。恩，以我前妻为例吧，女同志对吧，所以，你知道的，对于那种人，虽然错过了激情的…，不过还是能得到一些好处的。
Rachel: (sigh) OK.
Rachel：（叹气）是啊。
Ross: But, um… I don’t think that’s going to be you.
Ross：但是，恩…我不觉得你是这种结局。
Rachel: You don’t.
Rachel：你怎么知道。
Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see…. big passion in your future.
Ross：嗯，恩，你瞧…你以后将会有充满激情的生活的。
Rachel: Really?
Rachel：真的？
Ross: Mmmm.
Ross：嗯。
Rachel: You do?
Rachel：你肯定？
Ross: I do.
Ross：肯定。
Rachel: Oh Ross, you’re so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up)
Rachel：哦，Ross，你太好了。（她开玩笑地摸Ross的头，然后站起来了）
(Ross gets up, pleased with himself.)
（Ross站起来，感觉很爽）
Joey: It’s never gonna happen.
Joey：那是不可能的。
Ross: (innocently) What?
Ross：（假装不明白）什么？
Joey: You and Rachel.
Joey：你和Rachel。
Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not?
Ross：（表现地很惊奇）什么？（暂停）为什么？
Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you’re in the friend zone.
Joey：因为你在行动之前等待的时间太长了，所以现在你只能呆在朋友区。
Ross: No, no, no. I’m not in the zone.
Ross：不，不，不，我不在那个区。
Joey: Ross, you’re mayor of the zone.
Joey：Ross，你是那个区的区长。
Ross: I’m taking my time, alright? I’m laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to…
Ross：我正在争取，知道吗？我正在打基础。没错，我是说，不积跬步，无以至千里。
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I’m telling you, she has no idea what you’re thinking. If you don’t ask her out soon you’re going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Joey：假正经！听着，Ross，我告诉你，她根本不明白你在想什么，如果你不约她出去，那就只能永远困在朋友区了。
Ross: I will, I will. See, I’m waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now?
Ross：我会行动的，肯定。走着瞧，我正在等待恰当的时机。（Joey看他）什么？什么？现在吗？
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What’s messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You’ve just got to go up to her and say, ‘Rachel, I think that…’ (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Joey：对呀………！你现在还缺什么？酒？蜡烛？月光？你只需要过去对她说，“Rachel，我觉得…”
Ross: Shhhh!
Ross：嘘~~
Rachel: What are you shushing?
Rachel：你们在嘘什么？
Ross: We’re shushing… because… we’re trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don’t you hear that?
Ross：我们嘘…是因为…我们想听一些东西。听啊（大家都安静下来），你没有听到吗？
Rachel: Ahhhh!
Rachel：啊哈！
Ross: See?
Ross：听到了？
Rachel: Huh. (she agrees, but looks very confused)
Rachel：嗯。（她承认，但是看上去非常困惑）