[Scene: ATM vestibule.]
[场景：ATM自助银行]
Jill: Would you like some gum?
Jill：你要吃口香糖吗？
Chandler: Um, is it sugarless?
Chandler：嗯，是无糖的吗？
Jill: (checks) Sorry, it’s not.
Jill：（看了一下包装）对不起，不是。
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Chandler：哦，那就不用了，谢谢。你到底是怎么回事？心里想：如果Jill Goodacre让你吃口香糖，那你就吃，就算她让你吃撕裂的动物尸体，你也得吃。
[Scene: Monica’s apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
[场景：Monica家，Phoebe正在唱歌]
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, ’cause I stay away from dairy…. la la la, la la, la la… (she writes the lyrics down)
Phoebe：（唱）纽约市停电了，牛奶开始变酸了。但是我并不着急，因为我不吃奶制品…啦啦啦，啦啦啦…（她把歌词写了下来）
Ross: (to Joey) OK, here goes.
Ross：（对Joey）好吧，我去了。
Joey: Are you going to do it?
Joey：你准备现在就行动吗？
Ross: I’m going to do it.
Ross：我准备现在就行动。
Joey: Do you want any help?
Joey：需要我帮你吗？
Ross: You come out there, you’re a dead man.
Ross：如果敢来，你就死定了。
Joey: Good luck, man.
Joey：祝你好运，老兄。
Ross: Thanks. (Joey hugs him) OK.
Ross：谢谢。（Joey拥抱他）好的。
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Joey：好吧。（Ross去阳台上和Rachel说话）
(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)
（Monica进来了，准备出去到阳台上）
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
Joey：嘿，你要干吗？
Monica: Outside.
Monica：出去。
Joey: You can’t go out there.
Joey：你不能去那儿。
Monica: Why not?
Monica：为什么不能？
Joey: Because of… the reason.
Joey：因为…有个理由。
Monica: And that would be?
Monica：理由是？
Joey: I, um, can’t tell you.
Joey：我，恩，不能告诉你。
Monica: Joey, what’s going on?
Monica：Joey，到底怎么回事？
Joey: OK, you’ve got to promise that you’ll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Joey：好吧，但是你得保证，你绝不会告诉Ross是我跟你说的。
Monica: About what?
Monica：说什么？
Joey: He’s planning your birthday party.
Joey：他正在为你筹划生日Party。
Monica: Oh my God! I love him!
Monica：哦我的天哪！我爱他！
Joey: (as Phoebe enters) You’d better act surprised.
Joey：（同时Phoebe进来了）你最好遵守诺言。
Phoebe: About what?
Phoebe：什么诺言？
Monica: My surprise party!
Monica：我的惊喜Party！
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Phoebe：什么惊喜Party？
Monica: Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
Monica：哦，得了，Joey已经告诉我了。
Phoebe: Well, he didn’t tell me.
Phoebe：嗯，他没有告诉我啊。
Joey: Hey, don’t look at me. This is Ross’s thing.
Joey：嘿，不要看我，这是Ross的事。
Phoebe: This is so typical. I’m always the last one to know everything.
Phoebe：这真是太典型了。不管什么事，我永远都是最后一个知道的。
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Monica：不，你才不是呢，我们都会告诉你的。
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.
Phoebe：谁说的，我就是最后一个知道Chandler在动物园被孔雀咬的，我也是最后一个知道当Joey刚搬进来的时候你对他有意思的。（Monica用手势示意Phoebe住嘴，Joey表现的很惊异而且也很高兴）看上去我似乎是倒数第二个知道的。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家的阳台，Ross和Rachel在聊天。]
Rachel: Hmmm… this is so nice.
Rachel：嗯…这真是太好了。
Ross: OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it’s not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering… ment.
Ross：嗯，我有一个问题。恩，实际上，这并不算是一个问题…反而更像是我想要知道的一件事情。
Rachel: OK.
Rachel：说吧。
Ross: OK. Here goes. For a while now, I’ve been wanting to, um….
Ross：好的，我说了。最近一段时间，我一直想要，恩…
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! (looking at something behind Ross)
Rachel：哦！！！（看Ross身后的什么东西）
Ross: Yes, yes, that’s right…
Ross是啊，是啊，没错…
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! (a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross)
Rachel：哦，看那只小猫咪！（一只小猫正在Ross身后的房顶上）
Ross: What? (the cat jumps on his shoulders) Ow!
Ross：啥？（小猫跳在了他肩上）哦！
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross’ shoulder.]
[镜头切回屋内，Monica、Joey和Phoebe正在唱歌，而在外面，Ross和Rachel正在试图把猫从Ross肩上弄下来]
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I’m on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I’ve found ever since…
Monica、Joey和Phoebe：（唱）我屹立于世界顶端，俯视天地万物，唯一的解释就是我找到的奇迹…
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross’ back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，Phoebe正抱着猫，Moncia正在处理Ross肩头的伤口，Joey正在一旁举着烛台]
Monica: (to Ross) This is just Bactine. It won’t hurt.
Monica：（对Ross）这只是碘酒，不会很疼的。
//Bactine，不知道是啥东西，就当是碘酒吧。
(Ross flinches in pain.)
（Ross觉得痛）
Joey: Sorry, that was wax.
Joey：对不起，是蜡油。
Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.
Phoebe：哦，可怜的小猫，都快被吓死了。我们应该把它还给它主人。
Ross: Why don’t we just put ‘poor little Tooty’ out in the hall?
Ross：为什么不直接把这小猫放在走廊里？
Rachel: During a blackout? He’d get trampled!
Rachel：在停电的时候？它可能会被踩死的。
Ross: (nonchalantly) Yeah?
Ross：（冷漠地）是吗？
[场景：ATM自助银行]
Jill: Would you like some gum?
Jill：你要吃口香糖吗？
Chandler: Um, is it sugarless?
Chandler：嗯，是无糖的吗？
Jill: (checks) Sorry, it’s not.
Jill：（看了一下包装）对不起，不是。
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Chandler：哦，那就不用了，谢谢。你到底是怎么回事？心里想：如果Jill Goodacre让你吃口香糖，那你就吃，就算她让你吃撕裂的动物尸体，你也得吃。
[Scene: Monica’s apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
[场景：Monica家，Phoebe正在唱歌]
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, ’cause I stay away from dairy…. la la la, la la, la la… (she writes the lyrics down)
Phoebe：（唱）纽约市停电了，牛奶开始变酸了。但是我并不着急，因为我不吃奶制品…啦啦啦，啦啦啦…（她把歌词写了下来）
Ross: (to Joey) OK, here goes.
Ross：（对Joey）好吧，我去了。
Joey: Are you going to do it?
Joey：你准备现在就行动吗？
Ross: I’m going to do it.
Ross：我准备现在就行动。
Joey: Do you want any help?
Joey：需要我帮你吗？
Ross: You come out there, you’re a dead man.
Ross：如果敢来，你就死定了。
Joey: Good luck, man.
Joey：祝你好运，老兄。
Ross: Thanks. (Joey hugs him) OK.
Ross：谢谢。（Joey拥抱他）好的。
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Joey：好吧。（Ross去阳台上和Rachel说话）
(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)
（Monica进来了，准备出去到阳台上）
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
Joey：嘿，你要干吗？
Monica: Outside.
Monica：出去。
Joey: You can’t go out there.
Joey：你不能去那儿。
Monica: Why not?
Monica：为什么不能？
Joey: Because of… the reason.
Joey：因为…有个理由。
Monica: And that would be?
Monica：理由是？
Joey: I, um, can’t tell you.
Joey：我，恩，不能告诉你。
Monica: Joey, what’s going on?
Monica：Joey，到底怎么回事？
Joey: OK, you’ve got to promise that you’ll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Joey：好吧，但是你得保证，你绝不会告诉Ross是我跟你说的。
Monica: About what?
Monica：说什么？
Joey: He’s planning your birthday party.
Joey：他正在为你筹划生日Party。
Monica: Oh my God! I love him!
Monica：哦我的天哪！我爱他！
Joey: (as Phoebe enters) You’d better act surprised.
Joey：（同时Phoebe进来了）你最好遵守诺言。
Phoebe: About what?
Phoebe：什么诺言？
Monica: My surprise party!
Monica：我的惊喜Party！
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Phoebe：什么惊喜Party？
Monica: Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
Monica：哦，得了，Joey已经告诉我了。
Phoebe: Well, he didn’t tell me.
Phoebe：嗯，他没有告诉我啊。
Joey: Hey, don’t look at me. This is Ross’s thing.
Joey：嘿，不要看我，这是Ross的事。
Phoebe: This is so typical. I’m always the last one to know everything.
Phoebe：这真是太典型了。不管什么事，我永远都是最后一个知道的。
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Monica：不，你才不是呢，我们都会告诉你的。
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last.
Phoebe：谁说的，我就是最后一个知道Chandler在动物园被孔雀咬的，我也是最后一个知道当Joey刚搬进来的时候你对他有意思的。（Monica用手势示意Phoebe住嘴，Joey表现的很惊异而且也很高兴）看上去我似乎是倒数第二个知道的。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家的阳台，Ross和Rachel在聊天。]
Rachel: Hmmm… this is so nice.
Rachel：嗯…这真是太好了。
Ross: OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it’s not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering… ment.
Ross：嗯，我有一个问题。恩，实际上，这并不算是一个问题…反而更像是我想要知道的一件事情。
Rachel: OK.
Rachel：说吧。
Ross: OK. Here goes. For a while now, I’ve been wanting to, um….
Ross：好的，我说了。最近一段时间，我一直想要，恩…
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! (looking at something behind Ross)
Rachel：哦！！！（看Ross身后的什么东西）
Ross: Yes, yes, that’s right…
Ross是啊，是啊，没错…
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! (a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross)
Rachel：哦，看那只小猫咪！（一只小猫正在Ross身后的房顶上）
Ross: What? (the cat jumps on his shoulders) Ow!
Ross：啥？（小猫跳在了他肩上）哦！
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross’ shoulder.]
[镜头切回屋内，Monica、Joey和Phoebe正在唱歌，而在外面，Ross和Rachel正在试图把猫从Ross肩上弄下来]
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I’m on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I’ve found ever since…
Monica、Joey和Phoebe：（唱）我屹立于世界顶端，俯视天地万物，唯一的解释就是我找到的奇迹…
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross’ back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
[场景：Monica和Rachel家，Phoebe正抱着猫，Moncia正在处理Ross肩头的伤口，Joey正在一旁举着烛台]
Monica: (to Ross) This is just Bactine. It won’t hurt.
Monica：（对Ross）这只是碘酒，不会很疼的。
//Bactine，不知道是啥东西，就当是碘酒吧。
(Ross flinches in pain.)
（Ross觉得痛）
Joey: Sorry, that was wax.
Joey：对不起，是蜡油。
Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.
Phoebe：哦，可怜的小猫，都快被吓死了。我们应该把它还给它主人。
Ross: Why don’t we just put ‘poor little Tooty’ out in the hall?
Ross：为什么不直接把这小猫放在走廊里？
Rachel: During a blackout? He’d get trampled!
Rachel：在停电的时候？它可能会被踩死的。
Ross: (nonchalantly) Yeah?
Ross：（冷漠地）是吗？
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