109 The One Where Underdog Gets Away
109 被压迫者的觉醒
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry.]
[场景：Central Perk，Rachel和她的老板Terry]
Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven’t worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?
Rachel：Terry，我，我，我知道自己在这里工作的时间还不够长，但是我在想，你可以让我从薪水里先预支100块钱吗？
Terry: An advance?
Terry：预支？
Rachel: It’s so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.
Rachel：这样我就可以和家人一起过感恩节了。你瞧，每年感恩节我们一家都要去Vail滑雪，通常都是我爸爸给我买票的，但是我已经开始学着让自己独立了，你知道吗，因此我才会干这份工作。
Terry: Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You’re a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.
Terry：Rachel，Rachel，甜心，你是一个很糟糕，很糟糕的服务员，真的，真的非常糟糕。
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you’re sayin’. I’m with you. Um, but I, but I’m trying really hard. And I think I’m doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Rachel：好的，我，我听到你说的了。我也同意，恩，但是我，我真的已经很努力了，而且我觉得我以后会干得更好的。我真的是这样想的，有谁需要咖啡吗？（店里的每个人都举起了自己的杯子）哦，看啊。
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is approaching a customer.]
[场景：Central Perk，Rachel正在接近一位顾客]
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there’s a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Rachel：打扰一下，先生，你每次都来这里，我想知道，你能否把给我的小费全部预支给我？
Guy: Huh?
男人：啊？
Rachel: Ok, ok, that’s fine. Fine. Hey, I’m sorry about that spill before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
Rachel：好的，好的，没事，没事。嘿，对刚才把咖啡溅到你身上我很抱歉。（接过他走时留下的小费）还剩98块5了。
(Monica enters.)
（Monica进来了）
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Monica：嘿，Ross，你知道爸妈要到波多黎各过感恩节吗？
Ross: No, they’re not.
Ross：不，他们不去了。
Monica: Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.
Monica：他们会去的，Blymen一家邀请他们了。
Ross: You’re wrong.
Ross：你记错了。
Monica: I am not wrong.
Monica：我没错。
Ross: You’re wrong.
Ross：你错了。
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Monica：没错，我刚问过他们的。
Ross: (getting up, upset) I’m calling Mom.
Ross：（起身，有点乱）我打给妈妈。
(Joey enters. His face looks abnormally colorful.)
（Joey进来了，他的脸色看起来有点丰富多彩）
Joey: Hey, hey.
Joey：嘿，嘿。
Chandler: Hey.
Chandler：嘿。
Phoebe: Hey.
Phoebe：嘿。
Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
Chandler：而这个是来自继续帮助部门的，你化妆了吗？
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Joey：是啊，我化了。因为今天，我就是正式的Joey Tribbiani，演员外加模特。
Chandler: That’s so funny, ’cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Chandler：这可不好笑。因为我觉得你更像是Joey Tribbiani，男人加女人。
Phoebe: What were you modeling for?
Phoebe：你为谁做模特？
Joey: You know those posters for the city free clinic?
Joey：你知道那些市立免费医院的海报吧？
Monica: Oh, wow, so you’re gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Monica：哦，哇，那么你就要扮演那种非常“健康、健康、健康”的家伙咯？
Phoebe: You know, the asthma guy was really cute.
Phoebe：呵呵，那个得哮喘的家伙真的很可爱。
Chandler: Do you know which one you’re gonna be?
Chandler：你知道你要扮演谁么？
Joey: No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so… (crosses fingers)
Joey：不知道，不过我听说关节炎还没有满员，所以…（交叉手指）
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Chandler：祝你好运，老兄，希望你能录取。
Joey: Thanks.
Joey：谢谢。
(Ross comes back to the couch.)
（Ross回到沙发上）
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It’s Thanksgiving.
Ross：（对Monica）恩，你说得没错，他们怎么能这样对咱们，今天可是感恩节啊。
Monica: Ok, I’ll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I’ll make it just like Mom’s.
Monica：好吧，我跟你说，我在我家做饭怎么样？我会尽量做得跟妈妈做的一样的。
Ross: Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
Ross：你会做那种一块一块的土豆泥么？
Monica: You know, they’re not actually supposed to have… (Ross looks at her sheepishly) I’ll work on the lumps. Joey, you’re going home, right?
Monica：你知道么，本来就不应该有…（Ross用羞怯的眼光看着她）好的，做土豆泥块。Joey，你今晚来不来？
Joey: Yeah.
Joey：来。
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Monica：那我猜，Chandler，你还是在抵制清教徒节日？
Chandler: Yes, every single one of them.
Chandler：没错，每个都抵制。
Monica: Phoebe, you’re gonna be with your grandma?
Monica：Phoebe，你今晚是不是和你奶奶在一起？
Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend. But we’re celebrating Thanksgiving in December ’cause he is lunar.
Phoebe：是啊，还有她的男朋友。但是我们会在十二月庆祝感恩节，因为他要过阴历。
Monica: So you’re free Thursday, then.
Monica：那么你周四就有空了吧？
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, can I come?
Phoebe：哦，是啊，我可以来吗？
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you’re gonna make it to Vail?
Monica：当然。Rach，你还是决定要去Vail吗？
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
Rachel：当然了。嗖、嗖、嗖，只要再有102块就够了。
Chandler: I thought it was $98.50.
Chandler：刚才不是只要98块5了吗？
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Rachel：是啊，刚才是这样，但是我刚刚打了一个杯子。
Ross: Well, I’m off to Carol’s.
Ross：嗯，我要去Carol家。
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh! Why don’t we invite her?
Phoebe：哦，哦，你为什么不邀请她过来呢？
Ross: (mimicking) Ooh, ooh. Because she’s my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.
Ross：（模仿她的口气）哦，哦，因为她是我前妻，而且肯定还会带上她的，哦，哦，同性恋爱人。
[Scene: Carol and Susan’s apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.]
[场景：Carol和Susan家，Susan在，Ross进去了]
Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here?
Ross：嗨，Susan，Carol在吗？
Susan: No, she’s at a faculty meeting.
Susan：不在，她在开会。
Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but…
Ross：哦，我，恩，我
来是拿我的头骨的。恩，不是我的，不过…
Susan: Come in.
Susan：请进。
Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.
Ross：谢谢。恩，Carol借来上课用的，我还要还给博物馆。
Susan: What’s it look like?
Susan：那是什么样子的？
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
Ross：就像一张没有皮的大脸。
Susan: Yes, I’m familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Susan：好的，我好像有点印象，咱们一起来找找看吧。
Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein’ a lesbian.
Ross：好的。（环顾房间）哇，你俩有很多关于如何做女同性恋的书啊。
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don’t let you do it.
Susan：恩，你知道的，总得学吧。否则他们就不让你做了。
Ross: (picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.
Ross：（拿起一本书）嘿，嘿，Yertle the Turtle，经典。
//Yertle the Turtle，一个经典寓言童话，讲海龟王Yertle让海龟们堆起来成它的王座，结果最后倒下来的故事。海龟大王Yertle为了掌握更大的权柄，统治更宽阔的领土，于是命令属下的海龟迭罗汉，将它给抬高，它以为只要它极目所及之处，尽是自己的领土，所以，不断的海乌龟打了一个喷嚏，整个海龟王国就全盘瓦解了，而跌得最重的正是海龟大王Yertle。
Susan: Actually, I’m reading it to the baby.
Susan：实际上，这个是讲给孩子听的。
//呵呵，Ross该不会以为Carol和Susan根据这本书学习怎样叠罗汉吧。
Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn’t been born yet? Wouldn’t that mean you’re… crazy?
Ross：啊，不过孩子还没有出生呢啊？你们是不是…疯了？
Susan: What, you don’t think they can hear sounds in there?
Susan：什么，你以为他们听不到我们的声音吗？
Ross: You’re not serious, I mean, you really… you really talk to it?
Ross：你这么认真干嘛。我是说，你真的….真的对它说话？
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan：当然，一直都在说。我希望孩子能记住我的声音。
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Ross：你有没有，恩，有没有提到我？
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
Susan：当然，当然，每次都提。
Ross: Really?
Ross：真的？
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Susan：但是，恩，我只告诉了它你是提供精子的那家伙。